Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Agnipath Movie Dialogue

Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, Gaon Mandwa. Umar Chatiis saal, ....

Sala hai telephone bhi kya ajeeb cheez banayi hai? Udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch aur hai, karta kuch aur hai. Jaise tum log.

Pagar baddhao... Pandarahaso rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?

Main goonda nahin hai.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Hilarious Shayri


Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!
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Monday, July 13, 2009

Wah Ustad Wah.....

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai,
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai,
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Kajal banke teri aankho mein samane ki tamanna hai,
Dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna hai,
Yun to haasil hai zamane ki har cheez mujhe,
Sirf ek baar tujhe dulhan ke roop mein paane ki tamanna hai
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Sato aasman ki sair hum kar aaye,
Her ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum sath le aaye,
Varana aap he sochiye ki aap Is dharati pe kaise aae hote?
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Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
ho jaye jo aap humse khafa,
khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha
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Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum
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Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay,
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay
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sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kaise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon,
jabki sans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.
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