Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Agnipath Movie Dialogue

Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, Gaon Mandwa. Umar Chatiis saal, ....

Sala hai telephone bhi kya ajeeb cheez banayi hai? Udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch aur hai, karta kuch aur hai. Jaise tum log.

Pagar baddhao... Pandarahaso rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?

Main goonda nahin hai.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Hilarious Shayri


Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!
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Monday, July 13, 2009

Wah Ustad Wah.....

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai,
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai,
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Kajal banke teri aankho mein samane ki tamanna hai,
Dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna hai,
Yun to haasil hai zamane ki har cheez mujhe,
Sirf ek baar tujhe dulhan ke roop mein paane ki tamanna hai
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Sato aasman ki sair hum kar aaye,
Her ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum sath le aaye,
Varana aap he sochiye ki aap Is dharati pe kaise aae hote?
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Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
ho jaye jo aap humse khafa,
khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha
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Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum
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Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay,
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay
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sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kaise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon,
jabki sans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.
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Monday, July 6, 2009

Money Quotes

Buy when everyone else is selling and
hold until everyone else is buying.
That's not just a catchy slogan.
It's the very essence of successful investing.
- J. Paul Getty.
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Empty pockets never held anyone back.
Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
- Norman Vincent Peale.
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The safe way to double your money is
to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
- Frank Hubbard
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I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
- Pablo Picasso
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Business is the art of extracting money from another
man's pocket without resorting to violence.
- Max Amsterdam
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of
the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
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With money in your pocket, you are wise,
and you are handsome, and you sing well too.
- Jewish proverb
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If the rich could hire other people to die for them,
the poor would make a wonderful living.
- Jewish proverb
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Monday, June 29, 2009

Cool Shayries

aie badal jara tham ke baras,
aie badal jara tham ke baras,
itna bhi mat baras ki wo aa na sake,
aa jaye to jam ke baras, ki wo ja na sake.
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Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.
aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.
hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
ki aap fir se muskura diye!
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Koi sham aati hai aapki yaad lekar,
Koi sham jati hai aapki yaad dekar,
Hamein to us sham ka intezar hai,
Jo aaye aapko saath lekar
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NA DAALO KAFN MERE CHEHRE PAR,
MUJHE AADAT HAI MUSKURANE KI,
NA DAFNAON MERI LASH KO,
MUJHE UMMEED HAIN UNKE AANE KI
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Jo Humse Milte Hai,
Hum Unse Dil Se Milte Hai,
Warna Hum Woh Shaksh Hai,
Jo Khwaabo Mai Bhi Badi,
Mushkil Se Milte Hai.
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Mera Har Ikraar, Tere Har Inkaar Se Acha Hoga.
Mera Har Din, Teri Har Raat Se Acha Hoga.
Yakeen Na Aaye, To Apni Doli Se Jhaak Lena.
Meri Maiyat Ka Janaaza, Teri Doli Se Acha Hoga
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dudh me chaval mile to use khir kahete hai.
app jaise dost mile to use takdir kahete hai.
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dil jal kar khak huva,ankho se roya na gaya.
jakhm kuch aise lage ki foolo par bhi soya na gaya.
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tere pyar me ummar bhar intezar kiya.
tere pyar me ummar bhar intezar kiya.
aur uss intezarr me na jane kitno se pyar kiya.........
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Pyar aankho se jataya to bura maan gaye,
Haal-e-Dil humne sunaya to bura maan gaye,
Woh to har roz rulaya karte they,
Ek roz humne rulaya to bura maan gaye!!!
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Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,
Is jahan me koi hamara nahi hai....
Chhua unka daaman to woh haskar bole,
Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai....
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Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,
jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,
apke pas hamari dosti hai,
jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai..
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Ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi savar di,
ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi ujad di.
kasoor unka nahi humara tha ..
joh in do lamho mein humne zindagi guzar di!!!!!
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Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.
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Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
mujè yaad rakh 'beshak naam na le,
tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,
meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..
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Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
hum to vaise bhi akele the,
kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
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Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai,
aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,
aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain,
jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate hai..
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Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..
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Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain,
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain,
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain,
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain.
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khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
tu usske dil pe ek saroor chaya hoga,
socha hoga ki tujhko janat mein rakhoon,
fir ussko mera khayal aaya hoga.
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chand taron ka noor tuzpe barse,
har koi teri chahat ko tarse,
teri zindagi mein aayen itni khusi yan,
ke tu ek gum paane ko tarse
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Funny Shayri

Khuda Hi Khuda,
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai,
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
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Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge......
raat mein deep jalte rahenge......
Khuda aapko saari khushiyan dede.....
Baaki takleef to hum aapko dete rahenge....
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Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....
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Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame Iog,
Deewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte The,
Par Hay Hamari Futi Kismat Ke,
Us Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The
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Are hamain to apno ne loota gairon mein kahan dum tha,
Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,
mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,
Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,
Mujhe jiS bed per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,
Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha,
aur mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,
Qabristan main function tha
he he he he..........
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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Good Shayries

Koi dikha ke roe,koi chupake roe,
hame rulane wale hame rulake roe,
marane ka maja to tab hai yaro jab,
kaatil bhi janaaje pe aake roe.
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macchar ne jo kata... dil me mere junun tha,
khujli hui itni... dil me sukun tha,
pakada to chod diya yes soch kar ki,
saale ki rago me apna hi khun tha.
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna BANGALORE me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
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Dil ke aangan se chand ka didar ho gaya,
mai uska deewana ho gaya,
chaand badlo me kho gaya,
maine badal hatne ka intezaar kiya,
tab tak chaand KISI OR KA HO GAYA.
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laut jati hai lehre jaise kinara dekh kar,
waise hi laut jata hai zamana mera gum dekh kar,
tum kandha na dena mere janaze ko….
kahi uth na jau main tumhara sahaara dekhkar......
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Dil hona chahiye, Jigar hona chahiye,
Ashiqui ke liye hunar hona chaihye,
nazar se nazar milne parr ishq nahi hota,
nazar ke uss paar bhi ek aasar hona chahiye.
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itni berukhi na dikha,
ek din hum bhi berukhi dikhayenge,
tum paidal jaa rahi hongi,
aur hum janaje pe jaaenge.
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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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