Funny Shayri

Khuda Hi Khuda,
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai,
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
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Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge......
raat mein deep jalte rahenge......
Khuda aapko saari khushiyan dede.....
Baaki takleef to hum aapko dete rahenge....
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Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....
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Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame Iog,
Deewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte The,
Par Hay Hamari Futi Kismat Ke,
Us Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The
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Are hamain to apno ne loota gairon mein kahan dum tha,
Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,
mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,
Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,
Mujhe jiS bed per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,
Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha,
aur mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,
Qabristan main function tha
he he he he..........
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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
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